May I have your attention please,
may I have your attention please
will the real slim shady please stand up,
I repeat
will the real slim shady please stand up.....
we re gonna have a problem here.........
Ya ll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor
like pam and tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorced
throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
It s the return of the...
awww..wait, no wait, you re kidding,
he didn t just say what I think he did,
did he?
and Dr. Dre said...
nothing you idiots, Dr Dre s dead
he s locked in my bassment
feminist women love eminem
chicka chicka chicka slim shady,
I m sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, grabbin his you know what
flippin to you know who
yeah, but he s so cute though
yeah, I probably got a couple of
screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what s goin on in
your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but cant, but it s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips
and if I m lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and that s the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a woman s clitoris is
of course they re gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the discovery channel, dont they
we ain t nothing but mammals
well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantelopes
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there s no reason that a man and another man can t elope
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............
I m Slim Shady, yes, I m the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Sl