Chorus: repeat 2X
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is..
(who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is..
(what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
(Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
(Yeah yeah!)
Try ´cid and get fucked up worse
that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain´s dead weight, I´m tryin to get my head straight
but I can´t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why´s your face red?
Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I´ve felt like
I´m someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the
top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee´s tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and
fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat
down too fast
C´mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute,
that´s my girl dog!)
I don´t give a fuck, God sent me to
piss the world off!
Chorus
[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to flunk
me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester
I´ll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser,
chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack
of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club,
had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my
dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they screamin at me:
"LET´S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I´d grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and
name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women
rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like
some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for
my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: ´Dear Dave, thanks
for the support, ASSHOLE!´
Chorus
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to
be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don´t just stand there, OPERATE!
I´m not ready to leave, it´s too
scary to die (Fuck that!)
I´ll have to be carried inside
the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin?
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka --
dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain´t had a woman in years,
and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like
the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I´ll fuck
anything that walks (C´mere)
When I was little I used to get
so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN´T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot
myself in the head (BANG!)
I´m steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat,
in this dream I had