Two trailer park girls go round the outs
ide;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*

Two trailer park girls go round the outs
ide;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
Guess who''''s back
Back again
Shady''''s back
Tell a friend

Guess who''''s back, guess who''''s back, gues
s who''''s back, guess who''''s back

guess who''''s back, guess who''''s back, gues
s who''''s back.. {*Eminem hums*}
[Verse 1: Eminem]

I''''ve created a monster, cause nobody wan
ts to see Marshall no more

They want Shady, I''''m chopped liver (huh?
)

Well if you want Shady, this is what I''''l
l give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some har
d liquor

Some vodka that''''ll jump start my heart q
uicker

than a shock when I get shocked at the h
ospital
by the doctor when I''''m not co-operating

When I''''m rockin the table while he''''s ope
ratin (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating

Cause I''''m back, I''''m on the rag and ovu-l
ating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney

but your husband''''s heart problem''''s compl
icating
So the FCC won''''t let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, rum on your lips

Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on
your tits

And get ready, cause this shit''''s about t
o get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU
DEBBIE!
[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious

Embarrassed their parents still listen t
o Elvis

They start feelin like prisoners helples
s

''''til someone comes along on a mission an
d yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary

Could start a revolution, pollutin the a
irwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask

in the fact that I got everyone kissin m
y ass {*smak*}
And it''''s a disaster, such a castastrophe

for you to see so damn much of my ass; y
ou asked for me?

Well I''''m back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-n
a-na

{*bzzt*} Fix your damn antenna tune it i
n and then I''''m gonna

enter in, in the front of your skin like
a splinter

The center of attention, back for the wi
nter

I''''m interesting, the best thing since wr
estling
Investing in your kid''''s ears and nesting
{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please

Feel the tension, soon as someone mentio
ns me

Here''''s my ten cents, my two cents is fre
e
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Eminem]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with

anybody who''''s talkin this shit, that shi
t

Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass
kicked

worse than them little Limp Bizket basta
rds
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie

You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag,
blow me

You don''''t know me, you''''re too old, let g
o
It''''s over, nobody listen to techno
Now let''''s go, just gimme the signal

I''''ll be there with a whole list full of
new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

ever since Prince turned himself into a
symbol {*knife slices*}
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I''''m dis-gus-ting
But it''''s just me, I''''m just obscene
No I''''m not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There''''s a concept that works

Twenty million other white rappers emerg
e
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It''''ll be so empty, without me
[Chorus]
{*Eminem sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*}
[Eminem] Kids!