[00:17.02]He was sittin'''' at the bar,
[00:18.88]sippin'''' on a regular Coke
[00:25.46]We were drinkin'''' and smokin''''
[00:27.71]and makin'''' him the butt of our jokes
[00:33.26]We all said,
[00:34.38]"Man, what happened to you?
[00:38.11]Why can''''t you just have a few?"
[00:42.07]He said,
[00:42.82]"I would if I could,
[00:44.93]but it''''s probably best that I don''''t."
[00:47.78]
Chorus
[01:58.36][00:49.97]Cause the more I drink,
[02:00.91][00:52.58]the more I drink
[02:03.07][00:54.89]Yeah, I''''m the world''''s greatest lover
[02:05.86][00:57.30]and a dancin'''' machine
[02:07.75][00:59.40]I get loud, I get proud....
[02:11.53][01:03.24]and it gets worse
[02:13.79][01:07.26]
[02:15.19][01:07.41]Well if I have one,
[02:17.91][01:09.63]I''''ll have thirteen
[02:19.85][01:12.24]Naw, there ain''''t no in-between
[02:23.99][01:15.76]Cause, the more I drink,
[02:26.13][01:19.78]the more I drink.
[01:22.39]
[01:25.07]A couple of cold ones,
[01:27.55]and somebody hands me a shot.
[01:30.97]
[01:33.55]Hell, even buck-tooth
[01:35.14]and bow-legged women start lookin'''' hot
[01:42.29]And pretty soon I''''m bummin'''' cigarettes
[01:46.19]and sweet talkin'''' some big brunette
[01:50.37]Yeah, once I get on a roll,
[01:52.63]ain''''t no tellin'''' where I''''ll stop
[01:56.92]
Chorus
[02:31.56]
[02:31.86]Yep-yep
[02:35.80]
[02:40.46]Humm, that''''s what I''''m talking about
[02:46.46]
[02:49.38]Man, if I have one,
[02:52.10]I''''ll have thirteen
[02:54.35]And they can''''t get me off the kareoke machine,
[02:58.91]The more I drink...
[03:02.73]the more I drink.
[03:05.07]
[03:06.39]Yeah, the more I drink,
[03:09.30]the more I drink, the more I drink.